| Twilight Sucks |
[Apr. 23rd, 2009|09:03 pm] |
Any way this made me laugh today, considering the amount of useless "Twilight-ese" I've picked up it makes sense:
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| Conversations with my Godson aged five |
[Mar. 17th, 2009|11:04 am] |
Currently in Lamington Land with Talera and my Godson aka Fangore.
In event of Zombie infection, I'm glad my Godson will know what to do
Auntie Mary, did you know the only way to kill a zombie is by cutting off it's head or setting it on fire
FANGORE: Mummy, can I cut your head off?
TALERA: I would really would prefer you didn't
F: Why?
T: Because I would die
F: Oh...but if you were a zombie?
M: I think she would be upset
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Also glad my Godson has the tact
FANGORE: Auntie Mary, remember when you gave me that book about the cat? (refers to my last visit over a year ago)
M: Yes
F: Your face looks different now
M: Yes...so has yours.
At Sizzler
F: Auntie Mary you look like that lady (pointing to overweight lady - well actually she was pretty big)
M: Yes...that is very observant of you...(mutters to self in envy) though she has more hair
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My Godson calls stupid people n00bs, I'm amused by his l33t5p3ak.
M: What's a noob?
F: N00bs get p0rn3d |
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| Random thoughts at 3am |
[Dec. 12th, 2008|05:09 pm] |
I never seem to get enough sleep, here is what kept me up last night
If I ever become homeless I shall buy at least $50.00 worth of those Car Freshner Little Trees and hang them off my clothing until I have a shower and new clothing so people can freak out at the "nice" smell...actually had a dilemma of what type of scent I should go with.
- New Car
- Royal Pine
- Vanillaroma
- Coconut
- Jasmine
- Black Ice
- New Car
- Bouquet
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| Updatetery - how things will be |
[Nov. 22nd, 2008|10:58 am] |
I'm thinking of compartmentising my blog into sections to help me blog easier. That way you can all look at my titles and decide if you want to read what follows. Also it makes it a heck of a lot easier for me to blog if I have "topics" to fit things under.
Conversations with R.
In which I describe conversations, actions or just the sheer oddness of my partner. I have often wondered if it needs it's own blog. There has been discussions of just calling it "The Joy of R." as well.
Random thoughts at 3am
Exactly what it reads as, though not necessary for it to occur a 3am, that just seems to feel like when I have such thoughts
Whinge Session
Gosh I have a lot of them don't I. Most of these will be f-locked for various reasons
Wonders of Woy Woy
Dealing with the area that I currently live in - the Central Coast. They will not all be about just Woy Woy, but the title sounds funny to me.
Spotters Guide to Humans
Just another random topic, mainly because I see too many humans which make me wonder how they can exsist. However some are people who arouse my curiosity instead of hatred so I think they deserve a special spot.
My family and other animals
Apologies to Gerald Durrell but it really does describe my family and pets that I come across. I have currently adopted virtually every animal I come across as I currently do not have a pet for pats and wide eyed love. Hopefully when pets join our happy home they will have a place in this segment.
Super Special Awesome
Mainly the posting of links that I think you should all look at.
No 36
About the house as I still haven't thought of a name for it. Mainly gripes about renovations and gardening... because I'm a real gardening type.
Updatetery
Mainly items that do not fit in above catagories, an introduction of a new topic or just because I may be too lazy to type things out. |
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| Conversations with R. |
[Nov. 22nd, 2008|10:55 am] |
Okay a lot of them have passed by and I haven't blogged them...but here is the latest one:
R: I have a magical penis
ME: And how on earth is your penis magical?
R: It got Obama elected
ME: WTF |
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| Updatetery - Black Dog Analysis |
[Oct. 26th, 2008|08:51 pm] |
Okay...didn't go to Zombie Lurch, but I wanted to. Basically my gut decided to have a "Oh so you are feeling anxious are we? Well here is something else to worry about"
Sorry but a Zombie making pit stops at cafes and anything else with amenities on the way, it just isn't going to happen.
So why the anxiety? Work pure and simple.
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| I has internets |
[Sep. 26th, 2008|09:11 pm] |
Now live in Woy Woy, finally got internet on, I still commute to work in the city. Two hours each way. Yes looking for local job.
Just tried reading back on past friend's entries, gave up around 20/09/08. Sorry. Please send emails to update me on any major or minor - basically stuff important to you - happenings/stuff etc
Will be at Blue Moon if anyone wants to catch up...it's 9:30pm, my weekday wake time is 5am. Very tired. Me sleep now. |
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| Quick update |
[Aug. 25th, 2008|02:21 pm] |
Currently at the moment I do not have regular internet access hence I am unable to keep you all up to date through facebook, lj.
Please accept my apologies if I have not replied to requests, emails and other internet based activities. There are plans to have the internet connected in our new home, so perhaps another month of "silence".
The house goes well, all walls and ceilings have been painted, new flooring in kitchen and dining rooms. Have started on floor prepping in our future study.
80% of things remain unpacked, which is best |
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| Moving |
[Jul. 10th, 2008|06:09 pm] |
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Ah...I'm so over it...well the van is booked, things are organised...now I go to pack more! |
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| House |
[Jul. 7th, 2008|07:34 pm] |
Well...we got the keys on 28th. We spent that weekend ripping up the living room carpet. Foul dog smelling carpet. Full of dust mites and things that had been hoarded. Ripped up Lino in Laundry.
Last weekend it was cleaning the Laundry, painting the laundry floor "ferric red" which is an awesome colour, it looks like blood soaked terracotta when wet. This is because R. refuse to let me have green and I didn't want the regulation grey colour. So we joked about "Let us show you our laundry..."
The kitchen and dining room is a dig, you remember those documentries where they discuss the layers of dirt showing time periods?
Two layers vinyl floor covering, a layer of masonite and another layer of vinyl reveal wooden floor boards.
No the floor was not clean between each layer we discover several fridge magnets including one for Child Services. We are pretty sure the top layer was done during or after easter due to the easter egg foil wrappers we found underneath it.
On top of all this crap are the kitchen fittings. So when we finish removing all the layers all the fittings will look like they are hovering over the floor.
We have manage to remove the top two lino sections, R. being my "hardworking coolie"* removed a lot of masonite...and was extremely tolerate of my behavior.
Work - OMG if I could tell you, it's like a car crash - me I'm doing well but I highly suspect I will not get the raise I want. Which means I will look at local work and see what is available.
*I'm sure to get a smack for that one. |
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| Supernova Review |
[Jun. 24th, 2008|08:20 pm] |
I would like to start by stating now I understand the following terms:
"Sugar-Rush"
"Sugar -Crash"
"Overstimulation"
These are phrases used by parents around the world to describe certain annoying behavior children go through - hyper stage, tantrum stage and crash stage. All those phrases really are the cause of tantrums.
Supernova did this to me.
It was not that I had too much sugar...I used it to describe how I was acting. While I did not have a tantrum...there were stages were I very much wanted to.
Fan Grrl moment
Day one started with not enough sleep (Stayed up late trying to find copies of BTS and failed), Met Ben Templesmith (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ben_templesmith Did my best not to explode or come across as some hideous stalker freak type. Think I did a good job.
Stuff
Shopping more shopping. More correctly -looking, looking and more looking. Mainly because we were crusing for freebies. And freebies were obtained.
New Friend?
I met a lovely lady (misskikkikat who is involved with Asian Ball Jointed Dolls who will be holding a seminar later in the year about making them. It the moment I have the paper work somewhere. She is also a Steampunk enthusist.
Competition
Found out about the art competition and was very excited.
Sore feet were obtained, I went to a seminar about pitching a graphic novel to mainstream publishers. Which despite time restraints and room mixups was most educational.
Day two up and early to see Del Toro and Selma Blair live via satelite. Fan Grrl moment two.
My heart was a trapped warthog on speed ramming my ribcage the whole way through. Got to ask a question..and R. and I scored many goodies. Hellboy poster, Hellboy t-shirt, Hellboy Art book with Golden Army script, which I read, a little miffed. However I will not say a word. Just two: Abe tipsy.
Imagine this excitement should be enough to make me swoon but somehow I stayed upright and just threw myself into it.
Entered Art Competition. Took photos, ate car boot lunches ($4.50 for a Nori roll!), Even entered the Kamehameha contest...and if it was based on laughs I would have won. But I did well and the audience loved me...well they cheered really loud for me.
To cut this short, I finally fulfilled two things I have wanted to do. Meet Templesmith and talk with Del Toro.
I came second in the Art competition, the prize was coated in dust and due to "sugar-crash" mode was a little teary. I'm over it now...the first prize winner was very good and in colour. Mine was a simple b/w outline.
Caught up with friends, made a new one and have a possible new obsession - abjd or dollfies.
So I did a bit of looking at other similar conventions and they all have art competitions, so I'll be getting my work into shape to enter.
If I obtained second prize at Supanova, I might fare better with more experience.
Monday and today I have been in zombie mode |
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| What's on this weekend |
[Jun. 20th, 2008|10:32 pm] |
I have finally succumbed...I'am going to a comic/anime convention. Supernova to be exact.
I have manage to avoid these things since they started in Australia, mainly because I hate crowds...fan-people, etc. Mainly going for Del Toro live via satelite - my "fan-grl" points just increased. Also finally get to meet Ben Templesmith...well I did meet him once vaguely. However this time I'm getting him to sign stuff I hope.
Had dinner with murasaki_1966 tonight as a catch up before I totally succumb to packing and moving fever due to house project.
Well I'm off to dig up Templesmith stuff for him to sign...including old issues of BTS he use to illustrate before BTS went shit that is. |
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| Conversations with R. moment |
[Jun. 20th, 2008|10:26 pm] |
SCENE: R. and I playing Lego StarWars on PS2. Currently on Dagobar
ME: Welcome to Dagobar - Retirement home for Jedis
R. (using Yoda voice): Mmmmm, Sponge Bath they give you! |
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| Help |
[Jun. 12th, 2008|08:36 pm] |
Does anyone know of where I can borrow a video camera (portable) and maybe some editing software to convert it to a media file?
.....Long story |
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| Car Wash |
[May. 15th, 2008|09:07 pm] |
Bwah ha ha...I love Car Wash parodies
It anyone knows the song could they tell me, I really like it
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| Why not |
[May. 13th, 2008|08:33 pm] |
I want to go to a pub or a bar with geeky guys running around in their undies flicking each other with towels (kangaroo tail style) then have votes on the winner by the one who scores the most impressive bruise or welt.
I could happily drink quietly in such an establishment. I really want a drink, a comfy chair and geeks in undies towel flicking each other. If people can find establishments that have jelly wrestling I want geek towel flicking!
Then promises to build me a computer in front of a roaring fire. While they light my ciggies with fancy laser screwdriver (The Master ed.) lighter, perhaps discuss anime over vodka by the glow of a chemistry set.
Who says I'm not a romantic.
BTW the above was my response to a bunch of guys chatting about strip clubs. For some reason they think I'm odd
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 25th, 2008|07:53 pm] |
During our drives we have been listening to Muse, Super massive black hole has become Super massive whack-a-mole
It's up there with the Weather Girls' Israeli Men! hallelujah! israeli me!
Beatles Michelle, ma belle, sunday monkey play no piano song, no piano song
Adam & the Ants Stab in the liver, your mummy or your wife
Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard
Now does anyone have the misheard lyrics of our anthem? It being Anzac Day and all.
I remember the bit of dirt by sea and us all being sausages and four minus one equals three |
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| Comics |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|09:29 pm] |
Ok my old work place has asked me to spend their Comics budget on graphic novels.
Need some suggestions as I want a well rounded collection not a Mary collection |
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